Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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