i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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