so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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