maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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