I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
you never un-have a 4some
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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