Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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