grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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