Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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