I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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