Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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