you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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