just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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