Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
There was a lot of him and a little penis
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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