Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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