batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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