so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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