margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
She said her name was "party"
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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