question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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