i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Randomize
