Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think your dad took our porno
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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