I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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