So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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