Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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