Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Your topless pictures make me question reality
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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