I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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