Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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