Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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