you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you traded sex for a burrito?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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