Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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