love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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