tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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