I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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