Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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