is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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