I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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