but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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