All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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