She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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