im having a threesome with these popsicles
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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