yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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