he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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