fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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