will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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