i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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