i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Randomize
