question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My underwear smells like fireworks.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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