Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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