Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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