This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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