Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
